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tastefullyoffensive:

[marlomeekins]


  • Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad: *chokes into his drink*
  • ROL: You should respect your elders.
  • Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL: *storms off*
  • Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin:

permets-tu:

after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG


nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 




au8:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

All I can think of when I look at the last one is

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”




  • Brendon Urie reading a fan's sign out loud: "I didgeridoo love you."
  • Brendon Urie: Well I didgeri-don't mind that, darlin'.

mycroftstights:

A visionary duo, although somewhat troubled.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*



gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE




DuJour Magazine (2014)



Hello, There. I'm Ashleigh. Senior. 17.Wannabe YOUTUBER. You can read the dissertation of my life HERE. If you're really that interested. This blog mainly consists of bands, YouTube, books and Disney, so you've got that to look forward to. Have Questions? Don't be afraid to ASK.LIFESCOUTS ~MY FACE~FOLLOW






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